PMS - Survival tips
Level: B1
American English
Level: B1
American English
Work on your listening comprehension skills and have fun watching this video:
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After watching once or twice, answer the following questions:
1 Karen wants to know if Howard
a) likes her clothes.
b) finds her fatter.
c) thinks she’s too thin.
2 Fill in the gap with a synonym of small:
PMS, a time when even a ____________ lapse in home etiquette can be fatal.
3 Fill in the gap with a synonym of looked for.
We scientists have ____________ a cure.
4 Scientists have found a cure to PMS.
a) True
b) False
5 Transmogrification is
a) changing into a different form or appearance.
b) the name of the three-step strategy devised by scientists to fight PMS.
c) creating a calendar to foresee changes in your wife’s behaviour.
6 Howard suggests
a) a hot bath and a morsel.
b) a hot bath and a massage.
c) only a massage.
ANSWER KEY
1 b) finds her fatter.
2 tiny
3 searched for
4 False
5 a) changing into a different form or appearance.
6 b) a hot bath and a massage.
TRANSCRIPT
- Come on, get it in, shoot!
My fellow men, how many times has THIS happened to YOU?
[She comes back in the form of a monster and pulls his head off]
Yes, men. We’ve all seen it. We all fear PMS: Prehistoric Monster Syndrome. Yes: PMS, a time when even a tiny lapse in home etiquette can be fatal. Do not become a statistic. These are the facts:
[Graph showing percentages]
For years we scientists have searched for a cure but success still eludes us. In the mean time we can armour ourselves with these helpful survival tips:
- Howard, have I gained weight?
- What? Er… No! Not at all, honey. You’re beautiful, but please, I’m watching the big game.
- Oh… Sorry
[She comes back in the form of a monster and pulls his head off]
Yes, men. We’ve all seen it. We all fear PMS: Prehistoric Monster Syndrome. Yes: PMS, a time when even a tiny lapse in home etiquette can be fatal. Do not become a statistic. These are the facts:
[Graph showing percentages]
For years we scientists have searched for a cure but success still eludes us. In the mean time we can armour ourselves with these helpful survival tips:
Keep a calendar
A calendar is very important in knowing when the next cycle of transmogrification is likely to occur.
Recognize key questions
‘Do you still love me?’, ‘Am I still pretty?’, ‘Why can’t you be like Brad Pitt?’ Or any close variation. BE ON GUARD.
Soothe the beast within
Soothing the best within remains a dangerous but many times successful solution.
Now let’s see these tips in action:
Yes, another crisis narrowly averted thanks to science. So be alert and use these safety precautions at all times. They just might save your skin.
- Howard, have I gained weight?
- Ah!
- What are you doing?
- Karen, would you like to have a hot bath while I massage your back?
- What? Why?
- Because I love you and I am the luckiest man in the world.
- Ah!
- What are you doing?
- Karen, would you like to have a hot bath while I massage your back?
- What? Why?
- Because I love you and I am the luckiest man in the world.
- Oh! Howard! I love you…
Yes, another crisis narrowly averted thanks to science. So be alert and use these safety precautions at all times. They just might save your skin.